Lore:I'm My Own Grandpa
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The title of this book is taken from a novelty song written by Dwight Latham and Moe Jaffe, performed by Lonzo and Oscar in 1947.
Why did the Dark Elf cross the road?
How many orcs does it take to light a torch?
Depends. Is an orc is [sic] doing the counting?
What is green and hops and sizzles on lava?
an Orc Acrobat
If a Wood Elf mime falls in a forest, who cares?
If you drop a Khajiit head-first from a great height, will it land on its feet?
Not if you cut off the feet first.
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